Sacrifice On Railroad Tracks

!!!

2007-06-21T21:37:00.000-07:00

Got some good news for once! Jen and I have house !! its 882 Lanark in river heights ! more news to follow !

Standing on the edge, with a ????... Wild Turkey ? WTF?!?!

2007-05-21T21:59:00.000-07:00

I guess I should update the 2 of you about whats going on on this end, so here goes.

Lets see... Soccer started , which was kinda fun....not as fun as it used to be for some reason.

D.D. and I are running the half marathon on fathers day...YAY US (we're going to die, long and painfull deaths....and the good news ! We paid 60 bucks to do so !!).

My dad has a new puppy....I wish my phone connected to this 10 year old computer , and i could show you all some pics.

I went with Jen to Birds hill park today,....very cool we saw a wild turkey, and ate turkey bacon...very creepy :0

I am getting a small promotion at work, yippie fucking skippie do!

My parts are almost all here, which means one day i can drive my thunderbird again (remember the white stripes trip !>! yeah good times , good car!!)

Auntie is moving in with us, in late August Graham !!( I lover her and it should be interesting as hell, im thinking about doing a reality series on it)

I joined the drones by getting a fucking cell phone...booo

bought and watched "Children of Men", fucking awesome movie!!

e bay blows

work blows

B.H. Blows

I guess thats it...maybe if im not too lazy ill buy a new computer, and document the transformation of the thunderbird....but really besides me who cares ??!?!

Cheers for now

Life is Bullshit

2007-03-25T18:12:00.000-07:00

It is with great sorrow, that I tell you (all 3 of you) that a good friend from School, has passed away. Graham, you should remember Sergie. He died on tuesday. He was one of the nicest guys i knew, and on top of that, he was super smart and was going places. This is absolute bullshit, if anyone deserved to go , it surely wasn't him. The even creepier thing is around tuesday, I for some reason was thinking about him, as we hadn't talked since University.... WTF life is stupid. RIP Sergie.

Cool Heads Prevail

2007-03-10T21:41:00.000-08:00

We Did it, on to the next round !!!

Hey Crazy head !!

2007-03-07T22:36:00.000-08:00

We Won our first playoff game in hockey, against a bunch of fucking morons, who have always beaten us in the past, because they stack their team with ringers and got rid of all the "not so good players" whereas our team is mostly not so good players. Anyways the last few meetings with these idiots, we've won, mostly through sheer determination. Anyways, we came back tonite from a 3-0 score to win 4-3. Fuck it was awesome. However some fuck wad from their team after we were done shaking hands , pulls one of our players aside and starts to fight with him. Our one guy who is at least 6' 5" and boxes and takes ju-jitsu, comes in and breaks it up, this fuck wad sucker punches him and gives him an elbow , while he wasnt even looking. Needless to say our guy took the high road and backed off , and old fuck wad got like a 3 game suspension. It was fucking hilarious. what a bunch of fuck heads. And all because we beat them...this kind of sports blows me away, this is a crappy league, we're all playing for fun, and some morons, just ruin it...oh well, good fun.

Also some thick black guy got away from me today at work...im so pissed, and it was kind of this one guy's doing...he's sort of ...not good. anyways...cheers.

Stay safe Graham!!

Are you those Guys from That show HEROS ?

2007-02-27T14:18:00.000-08:00

Graham will like this story. I was with my Dad today, and he was asking every single Asian 'couple' that we ran into, if they were the guys from the show Heros. At first I was thinking what a buffoon he was, but after the third group we ran into, I couldn't help but laugh to myself. Aside from being potentialy stereotypical, it was amussing, and most of the guys we ran into at the very least gave a little chuckle....most out of frustration im sure, but what the hell.

I managed to pick up some much needed parts for my car from the wreckers and got quite a nice little deal while I was at it. If i get around to it, i might even take some pics and post them, but thats likely not to happen. I just realized I really like my car, however im sure Jamie's parents do not(long inside story, with mentionings of violent diarrhea)!

Work is fun, and at the same time not fun. Arresting people has its highlights and its downfalls. I dont think im the right type of person to be arresting people. First off , im not a prick, and i dont let the power and authority get to me. Second, i feel sorry for just about everybody I arrest. And i guess lastly I really dotn give a fuck if someone steals a loaf of bread or some milk or shit anything. I dunno, dont know what to say really.

I have a huge pet peve. Fucking websites like Myspace or any other fucking clone like it. I just don't get it. Don't even start to tell me its the same as a blog, cause its not even close. Fucking perverts and stalkers!

oh and i used to like snow.....now I LOATHE IT !!!

Who is this man who smells of ham,....and Vooomit?!?!

2007-01-08T15:46:00.000-08:00

Santa?

On another note, my Soccer team won their first ever championship!
How sweet it is !

How many mp3 players can fit in your pants ?

2006-12-11T22:41:00.000-08:00

So far 6 is the record. Fucking hilarious, only 15 years old too. OMG so fun...too excited!! gotta go!

Put in His Place!

2006-12-10T15:32:00.000-08:00

Graham you will love this! So Tyler had his house warming party last night, and whatever, it was good and all. Obviously family was there, and some friends, all very nice. Then about maybe 9:45pm , Tyler's girlfriend Catherine, well her parents showed up. Low and behold, Mom knows them from church from like 2 decades ago. So right away that sort of stole the thunder away from tyler's big night(Mom remembered their names , and they remembered hers). Anyways tyler started to introduce them to everyone upstairs. He started with I think some neighbours, then Mrs.Nahorny, Auntie Karen, Baba, and Papa (this is where it gets good). You know Papa, hes so proud of everyone , and he gets out of his chair (Which was hard to for him) and gets up and shakes their hands, and he starts talking, you know him. He's telling jokes, he's saying how happy and proud he is for tyler, very nice and super sweet. Then dumbass Bruce, starts up and tells him to sit down and stop talking(seriously). Bruce is like "ok, ok , enough Fred, sounds like its all for show"...etc, I couldn't believe it, what and asshole. Anyways, without hesitation, our mom, gets up grabs bruce and takes him aside and basically tells him to stuff it and Let Papa talk! At first Bruce was all defending himself, but mom kept at him, and he backed down like a scolded puppy, it was great!.

I mean WTF was he thinking anyways, let the man talk, he's excited for Tyler, hes proud as can be, I mean Who the fuck does Bruce think he is? Anyways after Papa finished, bruce got up and took the parents over to meet Mrs.nahorny specifically... So my guess was He was a little pissed that Papa was the only one showing how proud he was , while Mrs.Nahorny stayed seated and didn't say a word. Over all it was an awesome night.

On the way home , I told mom it was great, that she put him in his place, of course she down played it all, but She totally agreeed with me that Bruce was being a total asshole. Oh Graham you would have loved it!

No words...

2006-12-04T19:23:00.000-08:00

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1164686406/Spock_on_bilbo

No there's no light, in the darkest Of your furthest reaches

2006-12-03T00:12:00.000-08:00

That pretty much says it all I would think.

All the fish, black and piss

2006-11-22T20:35:00.000-08:00

Mirrors to the animals.

Hooker with more than a Heart of Gold

2006-11-21T16:55:00.000-08:00

These are getting way to easy to produce.

Feet Cars goes for a jont.

2006-11-21T14:21:00.000-08:00

here it is , the first In what I hope to be a series of High budget shorts. enjoy !

Id Collectables now online

2006-07-12T20:10:00.000-07:00

My buddy's new Collectables site: http://www.idcollectables.com/(Id Collectables) is finally up and running after a long period of R&D I guess you could say. If you're an avid collector or even a closet junky collector be sure and check it out ! I have added it to my links ,please feel free to do the same if it rubs you in the right way!!

Curse you ...you common sense type person you !!

2006-07-11T14:53:00.000-07:00

I think im finally getting the hang/use of this whole blog thing. For instance (and if I get time ill post the whole string of emails) Bitching is a good use of blogs , and since I do a whole lot of bitching ...im getting this process more and more.

today ...maybe mid day an email goes out through out our team (of the soccer variety) mailing list. This email expresses certain concerns from our team organizer about the number of girls attending tonites game( you see we need at least 3 girls to be on the field to start the game , if we only have 2 that's a default and now costs a team $100 per default.... Don't even get me started on the whole girls thing or the whole $100 thing...Later). Anyways when I received the email there were 3 girls confirmed with maybe a chance of 1 of those 3 being late (which would lead to a default and a fine of $100). So I suggested , (apparently out of turn and totally ...What was the word....Oh yeah 'causing a panic') that we maybe consult our sub list of girls and make sure one can show up so we can actually ..You know have a game. Well holy shit , its like I head-butted and Italian dude or something. The emails came pouring in , about how stupid I was, and how un-necessary it was to call girls subs since we had a full team showing up ( which was not confirmed whatsoever and at that point we only had 2 for sure and a 1 for maybe late) and how it was a gay idea to you know ...BE PREPARED. Anyways when Andy emailed and blamed Olson for inciting a panic ,I lost it ! I emailed and sad NO it was me ....And I was only using that fleshy mass between my ears to figure out a way to not lose a game and pay a $100 fine. Im still amazed at how fucking stupid people are , and how offended they get when you use your brain.

AUGUST 22ND !!!

2006-07-07T23:27:00.000-07:00

Is going to be Kick ASS ! Amputechture comes out ... makes august worth living! (believe it or not, I was the guy in the middle!)

Soccer Gods ?

2006-07-05T21:44:00.000-07:00

I think a blind weasel has a better chance than me at scoring a goal this year.

maybe only once a day

2006-06-30T16:24:00.000-07:00

I got this chicken for a pet now ...only i think there is something wrong . Should little chickens eat squirrels and small dogs ?

Titled: Untitled

2006-06-29T17:54:00.000-07:00

here is a new pic have been working on , Titled: "not bailey"

The almighty Dollar

2006-06-25T18:07:00.000-07:00

People can say what they want...it all comes down to money.

Losing while you're winning

2006-06-22T20:01:00.000-07:00

So we played this team today, who were down 3 or 4 players! I mean i felt so bad for them, but they never complained and were super cool about it. They even got a little pissed when we were noticeably going easy on them, Great bunch of guys and girls. Where am i going with this? ... I'm pretty sure its obvious. Certain people on our team took this opportunity to pad their stats and just took it way to seriously. I mean when you can run from one end of the field to the other and take a shot on a guy whos never played goal before...Personally i think you should be ashamed of yourself! Not to mention the only reason you can run from one end of the field to the other(without passing of course) is because they have no players to even get in your way...i don't see a) how you can consider that good skills. b) have any kind of fun. c)think that doing selfish gay ass plays like that is helping your game at all.

WHAT A FUCKING DISGRACE !!

autonomous machete for hands

2006-06-20T16:00:00.000-07:00

How come it always feels like the intelligent people are the ones being quarantined in a majority of morons. Shouldn't it be the other way around ?

Dining With the King

2006-06-01T20:51:00.000-07:00

...Well not the king , but i did just come from dinner with Jen, and one of our esteemed guests at our table was none other than former priemer of Manitoba, Duff Roblin. Heres to you Duff and lets us not forget Duff's Ditch.

Silly little thing called Garage sale

2006-05-31T19:45:00.000-07:00

Here's what i dont get... after having 2 different garage sales , why on earth did i think it was a good idea to have another one half way across town. Better yet , why did i agree to have one with my aunt in charge, who by the way said i did everything wrong the first 2 times , even though i sold more than her and made more money than her? I think it is because im a fool, and to make things worse ...i will be all alone this time, cause graham has to go force flowers to mate or something.

ON a side note ..... is where i would write something if i had anything else to put down...also it would be on the side...i figure.

....The Hindenburg comes to mind

2006-04-16T22:28:00.000-07:00

Yes just like the Hindenburg we to were filled too full with hydrogen and exploded in a firey mess ....all that is true ...except for the hydrogen, and im more talking about losing the playoffs in socccer .....but im sure its all related. Fucking headbands!!

The Garage sale grinch

2006-04-14T10:41:00.000-07:00

Went out garage saling today for a bit , being that it is a holiday there were a few garage sales posted. Went to this one where this old coot of a lady who maybe had a mouse corpse and a rusty wheel in her head was unbelievably unreasonable. She informed me when i got there , that she was moving into a 1 bedroom apartment and it was already full , and she had to sell everything out of her 900 Sq ft house! So naturely i obliged and went to work on what little and broken toys she had left. Needless to say 2 ice-cream buckets later of broken and missing "toys" i seeked to end my searching (needing a much absent handi-wipe) and start the process of haggling(which i am not terrible at). Well if she didnt pick out everyting i had pain-stakingly gathered together and put a Ridiculous price on . By the time she was done a few buckets of mangled and chewed toys were somehow valued at over 40 bucks (no lie) and i was thinking ...perhaps she figures im paying her rent for this month or that brazilian wax job she just got? i looked at her and just starred for a second or two, and said ..."its all broken" in dis-belief ! she said "oh well other people will give me more for it" ..( yeah right keep thinking that). anyways i picked up the only 2 pieces that had any real value and offered her 3 bucks , she took it(like she was doing me a favour...ooookkk) and i walked away in shock, and a little pissed off that i had wasted like 40 minutes.

basically as a side note , i realized after that she remined me a lot of my dad, and how he views every piece of shit as so precious...i guess normal people dont see how this can happen ...except that i've lived around people like this all my life( i myself have a little bit of this delightful condition running thru my blood)...still doesnt make it any easier to accept.

so to that fucked up old lady...enjoy your broken toys, maybe when your senility fully takes over , they can be your friends ...if they havent already taken off the rest of their respected limbs , in a vain attempt to club you to death.

Knife and Hook race

2006-03-28T22:44:00.000-08:00

I fucking couldnt believe it ! I opened the drawer and that wise ass knife started giving me sass about being the fastest in the world. I guess after running around the drawer for a few years your confidence is pretty high. I dont think he's yet to realize it is merely a drawer and not a major sporting event...well that would all change!

I made him a deal , if I could get him in a real race and he won i would stop using him to "explore" the random roting roadkill i somewhat consistiently bring home. Of course the little fucker couldn't have been happier, but i was thinking , theres no way im giving up my friday and saturday nights ! So I fixed the race....

The hook was unbeaten in culinary races! The so-called drawer that knife was so proud of , was like a wading pool for olympic divers to Hook...man knife was so fucked. Hook emerged from the cabinet , tall and proud...well not tall ..more like an over cooked piece of spaghetti..HEY lay off him already hes a fucking hook for fucks sake. They met up and walked to the start line, which was by the sink. I figured that if for some reason knife was to win at least he would finsih by the sink and i could easily push him into the garbarator and i'd be done with him ...or at the very least he'd suffer amensia and he'd forget all about our deal. he stared at me , with his usual cocky grin...hehe that is until i plunge him deep into a 2 week old caribou anus..that seems to wipe the smirk right off his face. They took their postions and....

what ? You sick fucks actually want to hear how it ends....

Me and Soccer DO NOT MIX

2006-03-16T22:47:00.000-08:00

what the hell! I can't do shit out on the pitch, artifical or otherwise. It seems all you get measured by is how many fucking goals you score, and nothing else. The Shitty thing is I know i can score , but have this problem...i think i dont want it or something, cause i choke so many times, but other than that i feel im a really good player.I make plays , defense , etc.....it just so fucking frustrating.

by the way i did score tonite ...but thats not the point!

cHat ROoM LifErS

2006-02-23T19:39:00.000-08:00

so i was playing some gay ass tornado gard game at yahoo, and during this game i couldnt help , but notice the chat going on right below the card game. needless to say i got dragged into some of the conversation and quickly made some enemies. What is it with these people, all cybering each other...all infested with online std's...i mean fuck off. anyways i left on a high note , and cant wait to go back to slander some more dumb fucks. One thing that was disturbing was how real they thought it was, blows my mind. THS IS WHY PARENTS NEED TO MODERATE WHAT THEIR KIDS DO ONLINE, SO THEY DONT GROW UP ALL FUCKED IN THE HEAD!

zombies on the prowl

2006-02-05T00:01:00.000-08:00

Ok, so its true , graham and I have been zombie talking as of late, and i will get to certain issues in a minute, but i would first like to add that perhaps the appeal of a zombie infested nation(ZIN) is the ability to shoot certain people and be able to get away with it ...only if they had turned of course .....hehehe.

alright now this crazy talk about leaving winnipeg and driving like 3 thousand km's to get a boat and live like pirates ....BBG i just dont see it being practical. Why drive so far ..if you are even allowed to do so, keep in mind the military might control the highways , not to mention there would be some kind of accidents and debribs which would make travel very difficult in multiple ares. Sure you could go off road , but that makes the journey that much harder for very little gain , if any. Also , why go so far away when you most likely will not end up with the results you intened on. Its risking way too much to see little or no payoff. who knows how the harbours would be , who knows the condition of the boats, do we even have a marine mechanic in the group? Why live like pirates ? its risk after repeated risk, it makes no sense. to put yourself in an environment that is constantly at risk of break down, which is also your means of survival is insane. the boat breaks down and you're fucked!! it doenst matter how close to shore you are! I could argue this point forever. Next, why leave a relativley small population to travel to a large one? winnipeg can be secured fairly easy, plus we know the are very well and it wouldnt take much to survive. I guess im done for now ....i forget all my points ....damn tai food.

Double Beer night

2006-02-04T02:09:00.000-08:00

What can happen when its double beer night (well one and a half beer night to be exact)? You get talking ...mmmmm that tasty scuzzy lager, probably mixed and created in a shoe in some guys basement....none-the-less FANTASTIC!! So what can happen.....well a whole lot of talk about nothing ...much like this fucking blog. Plans are discused, and promises made ....drunk promises....hmmm i wonder if i can have that moose back in time? ....oh well. Seriously though WTF , would everyone get off my fucking back about getting a job, you dumb fucks have no idea until your in my exact shoes , so save your fucking insightful comments for someone who gives a fuck. It is so fucking annoying you have no idea, you think i want to do this for the rest of existence...of course the fuck not, and what does it matter if i fucking shave or not, go shave a fucking goat if it will make you happy. See this was to be my first good blogget or whatever the fuck you call it , but now im way to bitter...so thanks a fucking heap.

Blogs suck

2006-01-30T20:29:00.000-08:00

How can you come up with enough energy to constantly post ? on the plus side i circled all the epuipment i would like in SIR's Catologue in case of zombie invasion, which really isnt all bad.

Garage door

2006-01-16T11:28:00.000-08:00

Who would think that such a big spring contorls such a big door?

Brooms and Broom related topics

2006-01-13T15:49:00.000-08:00

uh ....yeah , Brooms, well i couldn't believe my eyes , $60 for a fucking broom, oh sure you can get em for as cheap as $40 , but whats the point! So anyways i got one for $30.

This makes more sense

2006-01-13T15:40:00.000-08:00

As i navigate this twisted site , it kind of reminds me of ...OH NO ....arghhhhh

???

2006-01-13T15:33:00.000-08:00

WTF is a blog